i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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