weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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