so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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