dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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