I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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