Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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