Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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