Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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