Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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