you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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