I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
