I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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