apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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