I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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