new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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