try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize