party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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