no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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