Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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