Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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