Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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