but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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