i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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