At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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