did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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