We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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