i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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