I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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