That's intense
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm both gender and math confused
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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