u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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