how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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