If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
