Tell her she can't have a vagina
can u get pink eye on your cock?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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