Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
‪I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse. ‬
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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