I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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