do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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