i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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