Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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