How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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