Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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