Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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