Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
