A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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