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so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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