i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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