Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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