Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
the day after is always just damage control
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He passed out mid-signature
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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