Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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