you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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