absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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