I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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