dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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