Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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