I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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