Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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