I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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